Gwokoli and Greg Lanyard

Unleash a Little Office Mischief with the “Grumpy Greg & Gwok” Pattern Lanyard!

We thought this quirky lanyard would be a campus sensation—perfect for hauling student IDs between lectures and late-night pizza runs. But surprise, surprise: the real fans turned out to be spreadsheet warriors, cubicle crusaders, and Zoom-call veterans who were done wearing soul-sapping corporate swag. Turns out nothing spices up an ordinary badge reel like a perpetually peeved rain frog hitching a ride on a wildly cheerful duck. 🐸😤🦆

Picture it: Grumpy Greg the Frog glowering atop Gwok’s blissfully upbeat head, the pair stacked in an endlessly repeating tower of attitude and optimism that loops around your neck. Every swivel of your key card is a tiny rebellion—one part “don’t talk to me before coffee,” one part “but hey, let’s have fun while we’re here.”

Why You’ll Love It:

📈 Desk-Job Defiance: Designed for students, adopted by professionals—because even compliance training deserves a dash of chaos.

🎨 Vibrant & Durable: Printed on silky-smooth, fade-resistant polyester that keeps colors bold from Monday stand-ups to Friday pub quizzes.

😤 Mood Mirror, Mood Breaker: Feeling cranky like Greg? Glance down, laugh it off, then channel Gwok’s positivity instead.

Lanyard Details & Options

Our Gwok & Greg lanyards are dye-sublimated onto soft, smooth satin to keep you comfortable all day long—no itchy neck syndrome here! A fun way to stand out to friends, family, or colleagues whether you’re on the clock or off duty.

Specs at a glance:

- 20 mm wide × 900 mm long

- Black break-away safety clip

- Standard dog clip for keys, passes, or ID cards

- Attachments not included

Trade your beige conference lanyard for a riot of frogs-on-ducks attitude and show the office that playful souls do survive in corporate jungles. Grab the “Grumpy Greg & Gwok” Lanyard today—because even your employee badge deserves a sense of humor!